February 2012
4 tags
At the hospital with my parents cuz my dad is...
Listening to One Direction to keep me calm. They’re helping.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
